A couple of funny things I have heard lately!
- Our pastor: "He who findeth a good wife findeth a good thing. He who findeth a bad wife, well, he's just found a thing!"
- Me: "What are you watching Noah?"
- Noah: "Mr. Roger's Hood."
- Derrick: "Noah, do you want a knuckle sandwich?" (Playfully)
- Noah: "Daddy, do you want a butter sandwich?"
- Me: "Noah, it's time to lay down now, pick out the books you want me to read."
- Noah: "No thanks Mom, you go read the books to Daddy now! I'll stay awake!"
- Me: "Noah, you know it's time. Mom will read to you first then Daddy."
- Noah: "Okay Mom, maybe, sometimes."