Q.Why wouldn't the little boy's parents let him go see the pirate movie?
A. It was rated "arrrr"
"What is your age?" asked the defense attorney. "Remember, ma'am you are under oath." "Twenty nine years and some months," she answered.
"How many months did you say?" the lawyer interrogated. In a barely audible voice, she replied, "Three hundred and ten!"
Wife: What's on TV?
Then the fight started!