Friday, August 13, 2010

Friday Funnies

1. The congregation met for church that Sunday morning. The pastor announced that whoever gave the largest offering could choose 3 hymns for the morning service. So, the offering was collected, and to his surprise, the little, old, widowed Granny gave a $10,000 check!!! He told her, "Ok Granny, come on up front and pick your hymns." Granny got to the front, got up on the platform, looked out over the whole crowd there, and pointed her finger out and said, " I'll take him, and him, and him!!!"

2. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days!

3.The sign in front of the church read as follows:

Sunday AM Message-Jesus walks on Water

Sunday PM Message-Searching for Jesus

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